Joke! Christmas is coming
Berlusconi went to the pastor of their community and says
"Good morning Mr. Pastor, I would like to confess. "
" Sure son, what is your name? "
" Silvio Berlusconi, father! "
" Ah! The President of the Council. Listen son, I think so that your case requires higher powers, I think it is better that you go to the bishop. "
So Berlusconi is presented by the Bishop asking him if he can confess.
"Sure son, what's your name?"
"Silvio Berlusconi."
"The prime minister!?! No, my dear, I can not confess because yours is a difficult case, you'd better go to the Vatican. "
So Berlusconi is
the Pope" His Holiness, I want to confess "
" Dear son, what's your name ?
"Silvio Berlusconi"
"Oh, oh, oh, boy! Your case is very difficult for me. Look, here on side of the Vatican, there is a small chapel. It's got a cross. The Lord will hear "
Berlusconi, who arrived in the chapel, turn to the Cross:
" Lord, I come to confess "
" Of course my son, what's your name? "
" Silvio Berlusconi "
Who! The prime minister, the president of Milan, the chairman of Mediaset, the friend of Craxi, Previti's friend, the friend of Dell'Utri, one sentenced to 28 months in prison for illegal financing of political parties and never went in jail because the crime is gone in prescription
... ... the one with the brother who gets along with the plea bargain, one that goes to church but is divorced, with one of the ongoing trials on bribery, conspiracy, corruption, false accounting, abigeato? "
" ... Ehm. It's always me, Lord "
" My son, you do not need to confess, you have only to thank. "
" Thank?? and who
????" "The Romans, for giving me nailed here, otherwise I get down and get an ass like !!!!!!!!!"
